Monday, September 16, 2013

Zombis! Zombis! ZOMBISSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today us Questers discovered a new ( rather disturbing) world. As you can guess from the title, its name is Zombis! Of course, the reason why is because it is full of ZOMBIES!

I don't think I am the only person that nearly barfed when I saw the fountain of blood, the bloody arms and legs laying around on the already disgusting ground. And of course Quester Rosemary( Patchouli Moss) had to go on about the- brace yourself- chunky river of blood and guts.

BLEEEEEEKURFUMBLEEEEEEEEE

Okay, I'm over it. On with the story. After the Game Master's challenge, there was an arena challenge, except nobody challenged me. I had to battle The RHINO! As I nervously gripped my light saber, I sensed something. Something that I had not sensed before. I realized that I was not scared of the Dark Side of the force. I realized that they were scared of us. Do you feel it too? The Dark Side is weak. They disguise this with weapons, muscles and trickery. But they are weak. The only weapon the Dark Side has is their hate, anger and fear that they will be defeated. And the only thing reason they want to defeat us is that they want power.

Anyway, I won the battle and I earned myself a TARDIS. Time and Relative Dimension in Space, as the Doctor puts it. But I did not want to be mean, so I decided that once the Water Lands is back, we will use it as a transportation system for all of the Sisters. But for the time being, I carried some needy passengers to - you know it- ZOMBIS! One of our fairies was trapped! I decided to stay and guard our ship- hold down the fort, you might call it. I was attacked by an army of zombies and spiders, but I guess it was okay. Unfortunately though, we failed to save our fairy ally, but we all got out of there safely.
That is a picture of the TARDIS from one of my favorite television shows, Doctor Who. I greatly recommend it to all sci-fi fans, like me.

3 comments:

  1. Don't fear Zombis or those unfortunate mindless Zombies. Learn as much as you can about them, and they have no power over you. Is strange as this sounds, I recommend the Nameless One's Blog, as she reveals many of their secretes.

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  2. It was disgusting. But having to act like the locals isn't too bad....AOOOooaoooHHAHAHAGGggagrrreaaeaaahhhuuuuhgggguhhh

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  3. how u do dat wit tardes?

    by the way

    AAAADBEYoooorrrrrgrggggggggggggggtaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa eygryrgchfbdjsilrvvyrtg brains

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